10 - Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
9 - Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8 - The tongue depressors taste faintly of a Fudgesicle.
7 - The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6 - The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day...."
5 - Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4 - "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error..
3 - The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
2 - Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "M's" on them.
1 - You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and some Duct tape.