Tuesday, August 25, 2009

ObamaCare Top Ten List

Here are the Top Ten Indicators that you're enrolled in government's proposed Health Care Plan:

10 - Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

9 - Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8 - The tongue depressors taste faintly of a Fudgesicle.

7 - The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

6 - The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day...."

5 - Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

4 - "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error..

3 - The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

2 - Your Prozac comes in different colors with little "M's" on them.

1 - You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and some Duct tape.


The Conservative Lady said...

Hey, I love to go to Hooters, they have great wings.

This post was really funny.

I saw on your profile that you like NASCAR. We're big fans and go to several races during the year. Go Tony!

Soloman said...

Go Tony?

Only as long as he's behind Jimmie, who with team 48 will win that unprecedented # 4 in a row this year!!

Tony is actually # 5 on my list of "who I'd want to win.. in order their car #'s are 48, 5, 24, 39, then 14. I have great respect for him.. and what he's done this year is nothing short of amazing.

I'll be posting about NASCAR once the chase is set, or maybe sooner now :) Being in Phoenix, I have 3 tracks (PHX, Fontana, Vegas) within reasonable distance yet have never been during the 8 years I've lived here. Soon, though.. maybe this year in PHX...

Anyway, aside from all that, thanks for dropping in... I was just about to put up a new post with a shout-out to you & Clifton, so check back soon!