Friday, January 8, 2010
Underwear Bomber Update: Pantie Waste Pleads Not Guilty
According to Fox News Channel, 23 year-old Pantie Waste Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, charged with attempting to cause a "Man-Caused disaster," this afternoon plead not guilty of all charges. According to Fox News, a judge entered his not guilty plea for him, as he does not speak English.
This most recent war criminal to illegally receive American Constitutional Rights due to the beliefs of the current presidential administration was reported to have acknowledged his use of pain medication, but was reported to have been coherent and have understood the charges brought against him.
His underwear had no comment.