Friday, January 8, 2010

Underwear Bomber Update: Pantie Waste Pleads Not Guilty



According to Fox News Channel, 23 year-old Pantie Waste Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, charged with attempting to cause a "Man-Caused disaster," this afternoon plead not guilty of all charges. According to Fox News, a judge entered his not guilty plea for him, as he does not speak English.

This most recent war criminal to illegally receive American Constitutional Rights due to the beliefs of the current presidential administration was reported to have acknowledged his use of pain medication, but was reported to have been coherent and have understood the charges brought against him.

His underwear had no comment.

14 comments:

jadedfellow said...

Hey Solo,

Granting these animals Constitutional rights is probably PETA's back door attempt to allow all animals the same rights.

When is this goofy, perverted, insane and just stupid crap going to cease?

blackandgoldfan said...

How could he understand the charges against him if he doesn't speak English? Me thinks the judge is a lunatic.

And of course we'll be picking up his healthcare bill while we're at it. AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!

Teresa said...

This terrorist should be shipped off to Club Gitmo. These freaking Libs are giving terrorists more rights than they have to or deserve. BO and his thugs are so ignorant and haven't a clue on how to stop terrorism.

lady di said...

If he can not speak or understand English, how is he going to say "pass the salt" for all those meals he will be receiving while nice and warm in a holding cell? Does he get a translator and a private cook?

Nickie Goomba said...

Place explosives in his rectum, ignite them, and only then ask him how he pleads.

Soloman said...

jadedfellow - I can't help but laugh at the dots you connect.. and while probably not exactly true, it certainly makes one think...

Soloman said...

B&G - you wouldn't want an unhealthy terrorist to be getting three squares and a bed to sleep in now would you? Where's your compassion? lol..

Soloman said...

Teresa - you know it's now going to be "Club Watermelon?"

Apparently Thompson, IL is famous for the large juicy fruits...

Soloman said...

lady di - he will have whatever he wishes, of course.. for we are America, the land of the terrorist appeasing Obama administration.

Soloman said...

Nicki - what else can I say? Your idea is brilliant. I'll bring the matches..

jadedfellow said...

Yah Got Me Solo,

As my Dad said; If you want to survive in this world, you gotta quit believing your own BS. So I don't (fully) abscribe to most of what I spout, but it makes one think.

And yet; connecting the thoughts of these dolts in Washington is a puzzle I can't figger out. So if they can be out in leftist field on a Constitutional field I will gladly pinch hit to right whenever a curve ball is thrown our way.

tammy said...

What I want to know is, if he had succeeded, and ended up like Muslims think - in heaven with his 72 virgins - wouldn't he have regretted carrying a bomb right next to his man parts? : )

Soloman said...

tammy.. ouch..

Anonymous said...

FUCKIN' USA!!!!!!!! FUCKIN' LIERS
STOP TO LIE ON TV!!!

YES, I'M A TERRORIST TOO, IF YOU THINK LIKE THAT...