Monday, November 30, 2009

Michael Moore warns Obama over Afghanistan


I'm getting ready to head to the chiropractor (those of you who read my last post know what I'm talking about, those who didn't... go listen to the great Hendrix tune!!), but before I leave, I thought I'd share this little note of fun-ness with you.

Michael Moore, that all-knowing, all-eating bastion of leftism has warned Barack Hussein Obama not to expand the war effort in Afghanistan.

Sources close to Moore have not yet indicated whether his concerns have to do with how much his taxes may rise, or if this demand really has more to do with Moore's concern for the opium trade here in America, and how an escalation of U.S. forces might inhibit drug dealers' ability to acquire what clearly must be his favorite munchie-inducing narcotic.. perhaps outside of marijuana.

Moore is on a trip (vacation) to Japan 'promoting' his new lie-fest "Capitalism, A Love Story" which can be found in absolutely zero theaters, since it bombed pathetically.

Coincidentally, rice futures in Japan rose several times over their own value before Thanksgiving weekend. Actually, I made that last part up, but it's believable isn't it??

For more real reporting about Moore's stupidity, read here.

15 comments:

innominatus said...

Hope ya feel better. Also hope that Moore comes out noisily against the troop buildup and triggers a bunch of conflict among the lefties.

blackandgoldfan said...

Michael Moore...leftist wienie extraordinaire. The Mouth that Swallowed Detroit...and New York...and L.A...

Hope the chiropractor serves ya well. What you REALLY need is a hot bubble bath with some old Clapton music playing softly in the background and the soft glow of candles. Then, a first-rate rubdown by someone with ever-so-gentle hands while the music switches to some Anita Baker. :)

The_Kid said...

Yea, I do love the infighting.

and, What a waste of flesh this idiot is.

Pedaling said...

from "that all-knowing, all-eating bastion...."
to the "trip (vacation)"
entertaining and informative post....
haha

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

What a fat moron.

Nickie Goomba said...

This guy is gonna require a lot of tar and heaps of feathers.

Soloman said...

inno - thanks for the well wishes.

As much as I agree politically that leftist infighting is a glorious thing, right now my concern is the troops.

Since Barack Hussein Obama is sending some troops in, we all need to fully support them - even the big fatty fat fatso Michael Moore.

Soloman said...

B&G -

Electronic muscle stimulation helped. His need to x-ray me and not crack my back for two days - not so much.

Guess I'm paying for not dealing with this sooner... I've had back issues for years but just haven't been responsible about maintenance.

I'll admit to not knowing much about the stylings of Anita Baker.. but the rest of what you suggest sounds glorious! When do we begin?!?! lol...

Soloman said...

Kid - that's a lot of flesh wasted too...

Soloman said...

Pedaling.. glad you liked!

Since you're a Glenn Beck listener, I assume you're familiar with "The fusion of entertainment and enlightment?"

Therefore, your comment is a compliment of the highest degree... thank you!

Soloman said...

Odie - you nailed it.

Soloman said...

Nickie - I'm not sure if there are enough dead birds... but the tar and feather idea is a winner with me!

blackandgoldfan said...

Gimme your email over at TRS. I'll just reject the comment after I get the addy. I'll send you some links to Anita Baker.

tammy said...

So glad his movie bombed. He disgusts me. He just needs to go away somewhere for good.

Fuzzy Slippers said...

Moore's . . . well, words fail me. He's a complete ass (can I say that on here?). Anyway, they all live in a fantasy world, and as much as I hate to give BO an inch, he's said all along that he's going to do just what he's doing in Afghanistan, so why the Moore's and Code Pinks of the world are so surprised or dismayed is a mystery to me. I guess they didn't listen to him, like so much of the country they just slapped their view of hopeandchange on his blank slate and ran with it.

I think Moore should use some of him mult-millions to make a difference in the lives of poor people. Buy a few homeless people a house, maybe. He could buy a whole town. But of course, libs only like spending other people's money. Silly me.