Friday, December 18, 2009

Tiger Woods: Role Model

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"



Teresa said...

That was hilarious!! I am sure that Tiger wishes that all of his bitches would shut the hell up. It seems as though trying to pay them off didn't work.

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one Sol. The jokes about Tiger Woods just keep on coming. Very sad for that family, but how in the world could he believe he would never get caught?
I posted an article last week comparing Tiger with Obama and how similar they are. Hopefully, some day the "Obama charade" will be exposed, too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

And he's still saying it ...

Soloman said...

Hey y'all - thanks for stopping by, glad you enjoyed the Tiger joke!

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!!