Sunday, December 13, 2009

Random Thoughts

My Aunt sent me these... I thought you'd enjoy them, I know I did.

Random Thoughts

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer's history when you die.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was a child.

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Was learning cursive really necessary?

Map Quest needs to start their directions on line #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

Bad decisions make good stories.

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to the ten-page paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

I hate it when I miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and then goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the heck do I respond to that?

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday night or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.


Pedaling said...

best random thought post, ever!
i could especially relate to;

nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument....

how the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

Map Quest directions.....

all things i've thought or asked myself, one time or another!

tammy said...

I know how to fold a fitted sheet. I'll teach you, Pedaling.

The argument thing - hate that. Happens all too often when having a "discussion" with the hubs. But I hold to my guns and try not to let him know he's right ; )

Bad decisions do make good stories.

And I really HATE it when I leave the house looking good and don't see anyone of importance.

These were good.

Soloman said...

My favorites are the sarcasm font, phone numbers kept for those with whom I wish not to speak, napping, and freezer light...

And I think the topper is bad decisions making good stories. I've made a life of that one... lol!

The_Kid said...

Soloman. Great stuff. You get these in email all the time and they're usually lame. I enjoyed this one.

Tammy, No way you can teach me how to fold a fitted sheet. I take the ones my wife folds, unfold them carefully to try to divine the secret and alas, soon they are completely unfolded and on the bed and I haven't a CLUE !

Pedaling said...

tammy- next time in utah- show me!
i am a woman with little patience & just roll the fitted thing into a ball & call it good.

soloman -yeah, the sarcasm font- we all need that one.

blackandgoldfan said...


Fredd said...

Blue Ray? My eight track is working just fine, thank you very much. That, and my Victorola.