Tuesday, August 10, 2010

The Boom Boom Room? Greg Gutfeld Proposes Gay Bar Next Door to Ground Zero Mosque


Demonstrating the ingenuity of a great American, Fox News Channel host Greg Gutfeld has proposed a way to help break down barriers and increase understanding with the Muslims who wish to build a mosque just steps from Ground Zero:
A gay bar.

Gutfeld, the former Huffington Post guest blogger and current host of FNC's late night cult hit Red Eye, made the proposal during Monday night's "Gregalogue," a segment in which Gutfeld takes an intriguing look at the events of the day and offers a sarcastic, if not sane, perspective.



"As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque - after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law - who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I've decided to do the same thing,"
Gutfeld offered.

" I'm announcing tonight," he continued, "That I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I've already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance."


Gutfeld went on to describe the fact that the Muslim faith does not look kindly upon homosexuality, and that his new venture "Is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world."

He closed by stating that his place "Will have better music," and that anyone serious about investment opportunities should contact him at dailygut.com.

My personal suggestions for names? As written above in the title of this post, "The Boom Boom Room," or maybe "Mohamed's Secret." I'd love to hear your suggestions...

16 comments:

LL said...

The "Boom-Boom Room" is a grand idea and would provide a source of outlet for sexually repressed Muslims after they visit the 911 Mosque. It might thin their ranks through transmission of AIDS as well...

Opus #6 said...

Twitter was awash with bar names last night. Like Homohammed.

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Woodsterman (Odie) said...

If you build it, they will come ...

Candle said...

Allah Cockbar?

Teresa said...

I really like the "Boom-Boom Room". Here are two suggestions -- "Humpety Hump Camel" or "Brokeback Jihad"?

This is a brilliant idea by Greg Gutfield.

blackandgoldfan said...

Though I like the name "The Boom Boom Room", I REALLY think that Candle's suggestion is brilliant. Love it! :-D

The_Kid said...

SquareBuns-SpongeMohammed's Place, with a matching Icon above the door.

Aluah SmackSmack

Ali's Calling

Inyourfidels

The Pink Camel

The Naughty Sheik

Ayatollah Schmyatollah's

Mahmood's Megasoreaus

Love all the other suggestions

Soloman said...

LL-

Being a person of good human nature, I'd never wish anyone to contract AIDS or any other life-altering disease.

However, que sera, sera... and I wholeheartedly agree with you about the repression issue. That's patently obvious!

Soloman said...

Opus -

I must admit, I'm not much of a Twit(ter) but I did hear on Red Eye about Twitter being afire with excellent suggestions, some rather unmentionable.

I do love some of the names I've read on other blogs and here too. This is a fun one...

Soloman said...

karthikeyan -

thank you for your comment. I'll take a look and consider adding a link.

Soloman said...

Odie..

"If you build it, they will come ..."

is that a misspelling, of sorts?

heh.

Soloman said...

Candle -

Kudos - I too thought of that one, and offered it over at Nickie Goomba's site, but since I run a clean operation here...

Nevermind - truth is my parents read this page occasionally and I got a little embarrassed of the thought they might read that.

Mom, if you do end up reading this - forget you ever read this, okay?!? lol..

Soloman said...

Teresa -

I had heard "Brokeback Jihad" but not "Humpety Hump Camel." That is a good one..

Soloman said...

B&G -

I agree - I think "Allah CockBar" is absolutely the winner.

Glad to hear you like "Boom Boom Room" too, though... I was pretty proud of that one, thought it up all by myself!!

Soloman said...

Kid -

Like 'em all.. especially like "Inyourfidels," "The Naughty Sheik," and "The Pink Camel."